(via whatsgoingon12)
You never know what’s going to happen at prom.
Zombie apocalypse on the dance floor? Better safe than sorry.
Why is it that the most attractive one has no date? He doesn’t date losers with guns.
The price of being a millionaire movie star, I suppose.
Receipt for Pregnancy Test and Claw Hammer
So, um, what’s the hammer for?
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.